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October 25, 1677

Like Unto Like

Jack has taken to calling Edward Thrasher, “Quick Ed.”

Like Patrick referring to the Crimson Unicorn as “the Uni,” this upsets me to no end. I think Jack us purposely riling Edward, a man who on more than one occasion has attempted to put us in the grave. At the moment, Jack employs this tactic frequently on the golf course, but I can suggest more productive outlets which are in tune with both their natures….

Jack: “Quick Ed, my bosom companion, let us sally forth and do harm upon some Catholics.”

Edward: “The Lord doth smile upon this day. Let his Divine Spirit bless our walking sticks with his might.”


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