Do You Know This Man?
Aliases/Nicknames: Swing Em’ High Shaftesbury, Beezlebub, Coop
Weight: 12 Stones
Eye Color: Red
Hair Color: Black wig, bald underneath
Known Associations: Patron of hack writer John Locke, the Cabal, the Duke of Monmouth
Crimes: Malfeasance, Decrepitude, Sniggering, Being Generally Hateful
If seen, do not approach the Earl of Shaftesbury but instead toss rotten fruit in his vicinity. A good cudgeling might also do him some good.