Like Unto Like
Like Patrick referring to the Crimson Unicorn as “the Uni,” this upsets me to no end. I think Jack us purposely riling Edward, a man who on more than one occasion has attempted to put us in the grave. At the moment, Jack employs this tactic frequently on the golf course, but I can suggest more productive outlets which are in tune with both their natures….
Jack: “Quick Ed, my bosom companion, let us sally forth and do harm upon some Catholics.”
Edward: “The Lord doth smile upon this day. Let his Divine Spirit bless our walking sticks with his might.”