Counting and recounting
It was a dubious affair. And no one spoke of Krakens.
Instead, I will note that exactly a year has passed since I have started keeping this journal.
In that time I have:
1. Become far richer than Jack.
2. Been thrown in gaol on three separate occasions.
3. Hit on the head six times.
4. Threatened Pat no less than thirteen.
5. Been drunk with Buchephalus every fortnight.
It has been quite a good year.